CuJo Probed Over Probing

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Scottsdale, Arizona (FP) - Phoenix Coyotes goaltender, Curtis Joseph, has become quite accustomed to being under the bright lights in Scottsdale, but nothing could prepare him for the bright lights of an unidentified flying object that allegedly combed the skies over Arizona and picked up the veteran goalie after practice Monday night.

The County Sheriff requested for the presence of the Coyotes netminder after he was found shaken and walking bow-legged through the streets of downtown Scottsdale. On-lookers had remarked that he had looked dazed and confused and rambling that he had been abducted by extra-terrestrials.

This comes at an un-opportune time as the Coyotes are set to face Northwest Division rivals, the Vancouver Canucks. It is unknown as to whether Joseph will be made available for tonight's match-up or that his run of bad luck will keep what is believed to be his tender bottom from even sitting on the bench.

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