Miikka Kiprusoff Ravaged By Pack Of Wolves
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ST. LOUIS, MO (FP) - In a bizarre turn of events, following the shootout loss to the St. Louis Blues, Calgary netminder Miikka Kiprusoff was found in a bloody heap after being ravaged by a pack of hungry wolves.
The 29-year-old netminder was taking a quick walk before getting on the bus to go to the St. Louis airport after the game when he suddenly disappeared from the sight of all of his teammates. A half hour later, he was found by local resident, Mel Glickstein, in a bloody heap.
"He was screamin' some sorta funny language at the top of his lungs... all I could hear was 'h-h-h-help!' so I went a runnin'," Mr. Glickstein told reporters, "when I arrived to give him some assistance, he was without any arms or legs."
It was later discovered after reviewing security tapes of buildings in the surrounding area, that a rogue band of wolves found the Finnish goalkeeper and jumped him from behind, thus ripping him to shreads.
He was taken to the County Hospital and immediately fitted with prosthetic limbs. GM and Coach Darryl Sutter says he'll be good to go against Columbus on Wednesday.
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ST. LOUIS, MO (FP) - In a bizarre turn of events, following the shootout loss to the St. Louis Blues, Calgary netminder Miikka Kiprusoff was found in a bloody heap after being ravaged by a pack of hungry wolves.
The 29-year-old netminder was taking a quick walk before getting on the bus to go to the St. Louis airport after the game when he suddenly disappeared from the sight of all of his teammates. A half hour later, he was found by local resident, Mel Glickstein, in a bloody heap.
"He was screamin' some sorta funny language at the top of his lungs... all I could hear was 'h-h-h-help!' so I went a runnin'," Mr. Glickstein told reporters, "when I arrived to give him some assistance, he was without any arms or legs."
It was later discovered after reviewing security tapes of buildings in the surrounding area, that a rogue band of wolves found the Finnish goalkeeper and jumped him from behind, thus ripping him to shreads.
He was taken to the County Hospital and immediately fitted with prosthetic limbs. GM and Coach Darryl Sutter says he'll be good to go against Columbus on Wednesday.
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